All I Want To Do Is Talk About Madonna

S4, E23 - Intervention

Kenny and Mark share secrets (and theories) about this haunting ballad tucked away on the home stretch of American Life.  Topics include child rearing, emotional vulnerability, addiction, the limits of providing aid, and  dealing with Australians who want to sing along. Plus, Kenny shuffles his track listing and “American Life” continues to haunt us all!

Bonus Episode! Post show talkback - Live to Tell

BONUS EPISODE: MADONNA AS MUSE: A Post-Performance Discussion

Recorded LIVE on February 10, 2023 in London at the Omnibus Theatre in Clapham, Mark and Kenny sit down with playwright and performer Brian Mullin, director Deirdre McLaughlin, and fellow performer Dan De La Motte for a discussion about LIVE TO TELL: (A PROPOSAL FOR) THE MADONNA JUKEBOX MUSICAL and Madonna’s role as a muse and a conduit for reinvention throughout the many stages in these artists’ lives.  Expect passionate reactions, AIDS history and its continuing impact and resonance on queer activism, female power dynamics, backstage secrets, and Dan’s penchant for astrology as we explore how each facet of this performance artist’s career has inspired, reacted, and repelled our culture across four decades.  We also celebrate LIVE TO TELL’s return engagement of performances, this time at the Camden People’s Theatre, from April 4th - April 15th!  Click here for tickets and more information.

S4, E22 - Nothing Fails

Mark makes a case for the lost third single from American Life as a forgotten classic and Kenny celebrates the enduring contributions of the talented Peter Rauhofer.  Topics include Jem Griffiths, Guy Sigsworth, traveling with a choir, acoustic guitars, religious institutions as albatrosses for true faith, and the moment on a Madonna record where the whole thing “pivots.”  Wherever she is, we hope Jackie B took that person HOME with her from the Club!  We love you, Peter Rauhofer. 

S4, E21 - Nobody Knows Me

Kenny and Mark chart the rise and heavy cost social media has demanded from society while discussing one of the most hauntingly prescient songs from American Life.  Plus, they dive into the careers of Mark “Spike” Stent and Mount Sims (and his magnificent Ultrasex album), celebrate Bjork’s Dancer from the Dance and Cher’s Burlesque,  answer a listener question, and discuss the current human rights issue that we CANNOT look away from.  Don’t forget to update your MySpace page!

S4, E20 - Love Profusion

Madonna asks some questions (and settles on some answers) in the shimmering fourth single from American Life.  Mark and Kenny discuss Fresca soda, husband engagement, campfire singing, Kenosha, Wisconsin, Regina Spektor, aborted singer-songwriter musical projects, Kenny’s coffee with Holly Knight, Cole Porter and the inaugural Red, Hot + Blue compilation, music industry shenanigans, Sting’s “Desert Rose”, the big city of Montreal, gifts for Oprah, a drive-by hug with Mrs. Fellows, The English Roses, Paris fashion, the lost “I’m in Love with Love”, Ralph Rosario, BLOW-UP (yes, again), and the expanded tale of Mark’s Chicago encounter with Rufus Wainwright (and the fate of his maroon pants).  Plus - Madonna takes her team on a rural retreat!  LOOK AT HER!

S4, E19 - I'm So Stupid

Kenny and Mark welcome Special Guest Khary Simon (Creative Director and co-editor/publisher of CRUSHfanzine) to discuss the great lost punk track of American Life.  Topics include … well, just listen.  This is seriously one of our favorite conversations.  Thank you, Khary. 

S4, E18- Hollywood

Mark and Kenny share their dabblings with Los Angeles, including bungalows, storage units, and random star sightings while discussing the cautionary second song (and second single!) from America Life.

Topics include: Lisa Cholodenko, Hole, Velvet Underground, the influence of film noir on Madonna, Oscar parties, Debra Winger, Jean-Baptiste Mondino, Guy Bourdin, David Lynch’s Mullholland Drive and Naomi Watts, Michael Haneke, performance doubles, Debbie Harry and BLOW UP and that notorious MTV Music Awards Performance with Missy Elliott, Christina Aguilera and Miss Britney Spears. And a meeting of Pop icons on “Me Against the Music” and Madonna’s back to hitch hiking. Plus, REMIXES (released and unreleased) FOR DAYS. Kenny chases Britney to Vegas, and Mark gets to share a long-gestating riff on Rosanna Arquette. Stretch out, kids and trip the station, change the channel.

S4, E17 - American Life (recorded live in London)

Kenny and Mark take the stage at the Omnibus Theatre in gorgeous Clapham, UK for a LIVE conversation about the disruptive and polarizing lead single from Madonna’s eleventh album.  Topics include: dinner parties, treasure trails, Prince’s Parade album, Napster, Morgan Webb, Kraftwerk and Taxi Girl, isotopes, Sixth Bodyguard Barry, Johnathan Ross, Kenny’s philosophical wrestle match with Kabbalah, Karen Walker’s roommate Liz, Patty Hearst, Lynette Holloway, the Dixie Chicks, Missy Elliott, Room 5, Felix Da Housecat, and all those versions of the videos.  Plus, a game is played and Special Guest Becky boldly takes on The Rap!  WE LOVE YOU, LONDON - Live and In Front of You Tour 2023 Has Begun!! Sound recording by Adam Zmith.

artwork by Joey Mitchell

Artwork by Joey Mitchell @joseebus

The Further Adventures of...

Kenny and Mark sync-up on the London trip packing lists, airport logistics, an episode correction, the social stigma of crossing the Thames, Kenny’s Ambien-tinged setlist wish list for the Celebration Tour, the valuable talent assistance of Billie Lourd, the re-emergence of MDNA, potentially watching “W.E.” on a plane, “Moonlighting”, Justine Bateman, and a harrowing prediction for the summer of 2023: grandchildren.  Plus, beleaguered personal assistant (and dreamer) Tina takes a secret personal vacation to Milwaukee.  SHOO-BEE-DOO!

For tix for our Sunday February 12th show: https://www.omnibus-clapham.org/madonna-podcast/

For tix for Brian Mullin’s LIVE TO TELL - Feb 7-18th - https://www.omnibus-clapham.org/live-to-tell/

S4, E16- Die Another Day

Mark and Kenny take a break from the concert ticket queue to dive deep the game-changing and page-turning theme to Pierce Brosnan’s final outing as Bond … James Bond and Madonna’s menagerie of troubled women she portrays: Amber in SWEPT AWAY, Loren in UP FOR GRABS, and the mysterious Verity in DIE ANOTHER DAY, all the while eyeing another famous lady living in London and finally allowing her Kabbalah studies to color (and enflame) her art.  Topics include Guy Ritchie, Jeanne Tripplehorn, Toby Stephens, Judi Dench, Rosamund Pike, Sheena Easton, Duran Duran, Adele, Miss Carly Simon, Grace Jones (as ultimate villain May Day), Michel Colombier, Traktor, and those remixes (Deepsky!!!!).  Will Odd Job get his hat back?  What will Madonna say to Camilla at the high tea?  Who’s YOUR favorite James Bond (hint, hint: it sure ain’t Pierce Brosnan)! 

S4, E15 - Drowned World Tour Part Four

Kenny and Mark wrap up their four-part conversation of the Drowned World Tour with the return of both the Familiar and the Forward.  Topics include a return to EVITA, the musings of Elizabeth Gilbert, the triumph of Jean-Paul Gaultier, feminist tango, a FAN-FICTION potential romance, the gorgeous Jull Weber and the thrilling dancing of Anthony Rodriguez, punching fists, Niki Haris as rapper, and Kenny’s emotional catharsis during the final moments of this benchmark live performance.  RELEASE YOURSELF! We are taking a little break and will return mid January! We both needed to lie down…

S4, E14 - Drowned World Tour Part Three

Mark and Kenny kick up some dust on the third-part (and, um, the narratively loosest) section of the Drowned World to discuss bull-riding, a fateful trip to Austin, Texas, icing out Donna again, and the dreaded mini-return of the Finkle Concert Rating System. Plus, Mark nurses a grudge against Stuart Price, Kenny reminisces about the glory of the live experience of “Don’t Tell Me”, and we all weather awkward transitions - both in life and in the concert. YEEHAW!

S4, E13 - Drowned World Tour Part Two

Kenny and Mark float into the second-part of the Drowned World discussion with the first-ever Madonna “concert films” and a return to the “appropriation or appreciation” debate. Madonna’s geisha character returns to release her warrior self in a new narrative, Kenny shares the thrilling experience of the live version of “Frozen,” and the September 11th attack (and its aftermath) casts the remaining shows in a whole new light. Strap your aerial wires on and let’s go!

S4, E12- Drowned World Tour Part One

Kenny and Mark return to Detroit - The Palace at Auburn Hills, specifically - and August 2001 to begin a four-part discussion on Madonna’s first concert tour in over 8 years. She’s back, she’s jacked, and she’s not singing any old songs! Topics include Tina Turner, video screens, kilts, all-seeing eyes, punk rock personas, competing choreographers, Rock God t-shirts, the mysterious character choices of Miss Donna DeLory, profane guitar straps, Monte Pitman’s show-day schedule, weird transitions involving Mike Myers, the photography career of Rosie O’Donnell, and learning the lessons from the 1998 MTV Music Awards - all the while singing completely live! Hilda has arrived and she’s ready to fight!

S4, E11 - Gone

Mark and Kenny wrap up their conversation about Music with this soulful and (what has proven to be a) prescient ballad in the Madonna canon and how the song’s sentiment (written by Damian Le Gassick and Nik Young) has served as a guiding star throughout the next twenty (!!) years of Madonna’s career. What a record and what a time. Thank you for listening.

S4, E9 - What It Feels Like For A Girl

Mark and Kenny open up the conversation to discuss Madonna’s haunting and pivotal collaboration with Guy Sigsworth (not to mention Guy Ritchie!) on Music. Topics include Charlotte Gainsbourg, Ol Kuntz Guest House, Caresse Henry, Tony McGuiness and the Above & Beyond remix, and special guests Gia Balmaceda, Jennifer James (G’DAY AUSTRALIA!), Charlotte Salmon, and Amy Stevens (and best friend Stu!) share their singular perspectives on what the song (and being a girl!) means to them. Pamela Louise will live to drive another day!

S4, E8 - Don't Tell Me

Kenny and Mark deep (if not entirely concentrated!) dive into what has become an anthem and a credo for Madonna’s career with a discussion of the brilliant singer-songwriter (and familial relation) Joe Henry alongside an potpourri of topics: black crows and Joni Mitchell, David Letterman, strings on a pop hit, Melanie Ciccone, Sweet Relief and Vic Chesnutt (RIP, dear one), Tracy Young, Jamie King, and the arrival of the essential Monte Pittman. Mark grapples with his tortured relationship with the term “iconic” and Kenny takes a harrowing road trip through the mountains of Colorado. Plus, the b-side “Cyber-Raga”, Talvin Singh, and a direction the Music project COULD have taken. Is it time for that “Macarena” dance break yet??

S4, E7 - Nobody's Perfect

Mark and Kenny contemplate how all past and future Madonna songs’ DNA connects to this PERFECTLY moody second folk ballad (and emotional centerpiece?) on Music. Topics include an altercation near Gramercy Park, Madonna’s glorious off-center instincts and troubadour ways, and just how seminal the 2016 Tears of a Clown performances were. Plus - All I Want to Do is Talk About Madonna finally gets a true blue mascot - welcome to the dance, Jack the Cat!

S4, E6 - Amazing

Kenny and Mark discover much to both admire and tweak about the frothy (repetitive?) second Orbit-Madonna collaboration on Music as well as take an indulgent dip into some lost tracks (“Liquid Love” and “Run”). PLUS, a deep fall down the rabbit hole of the “When Guy Met Madonna” epic. Wanna grab a pint down at the Perky Ginger before getting sushi?